Product Watch: Bacon Mints
They always get you at the cash register. Those cleverly packaged, point-of-purchase products prey of your impulsive nature. And so it was at Pulp last week, when I couldn't help but succumb to these timely and shockingly smelly bacon mints.
They smell, no, they reek like bacon bits, and so will your fingers after you've handled them.
And the taste? Did you really think I bought them to eat? No, just to laugh at and show off to company. But I did eat one. And only one. They taste like mint coated in faux bacon flavoring. Mmmm. Strips of gummy bacon were also for sale at the counter.
Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints
$3.25 per tin
Available at Pulp
(Metrocurean photos.)
They smell, no, they reek like bacon bits, and so will your fingers after you've handled them.
And the taste? Did you really think I bought them to eat? No, just to laugh at and show off to company. But I did eat one. And only one. They taste like mint coated in faux bacon flavoring. Mmmm. Strips of gummy bacon were also for sale at the counter.
Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints
$3.25 per tin
Available at Pulp
(Metrocurean photos.)
Comments
On the other hand, at Taste of the Nation last year, I had a bacon-and-chocolate dessert made by Greggory Hill that -- against all my expectations -- was excellent. So who am I to judge?
A friend who knows my affinity for the cured meat provided me with this gag-gift for my bday
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The Bacon Mints are delish! I bought them right away!