The Appletini Is Dead

A traditional New Orleans jazz funeral — complete with theatrical sobs and yells, a minister (his sash, above, reads "appletini"), a casket and a brass band — paraded down the road to bid farewell to bad cocktails the world over.
But in death, there's rebirth, as the Museum of the American Cocktail officially reopens today.
What other cocktails deserve a burial?
Comments
The Long Island Iced Tea
Anything Sours not made with homemade sour mix
Stripper Shots
Malibu and Anything
Jaegermaister
Vodka Redbull
... I think that is a good start.